Poop Knife Gag Gift

A heavy, silicone covered butter knife used to chop your turds. Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more!

✅ Be a samurai of the poo poo platter! This knife comes in *hilarious* packaging
✅ Ridiculous gag gift for friends and family, or daily necessity? You decide.
✅ Metal reinforced silicone is strong, hygienic, easy to clean, and dishwasher safe (if you dare)
✅ This will cut poop! Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight. Curious about what an Original Poop Knife feels like? Imagine a heavy silicone covered butter knife.
✅ Long enough to keep your hand clear of danger in a standard depth toilet